Monday, February 25, 2008

The Differences Between Similar Things

The difference between a Panda and Grizzly bear:

Panda bears eat Bambo and Grizzly bears eat berries and sometimes animals.
The Panda has a hard time mating, the Grizzly bear doesn't.
The Panda is not a bear, the Grizzly is.
The Panda is related to the common Raccoon, the Grizzly is related to a family of carnivores that were also descendents of the dog family.
The Panda lives in China, the Grizzly lives in Alaska and Northern Canada.
The difference between a Tazmanian Tiger and a Siberian Tiger:
The Tazmanian Tiger lived only on the island of Tazmania (by Austrailia), however the Siberian Tiger only lives in the Siberian part of Russia.
The Tazmanian Tiger is extinct, the Siberian Tiger is endangered.
The Tazmanian Tiger is a marsupial, the Siberian tiger is not.
The Tazmanian Tiger has a long snout and looks like a dog with stripes, the Siberian Tiger has a short powerful muzzle and looks like a huge furry cat.
The Tazmanian Tiger can open its mouth to a 90 degree angle, the Siberian Tiger cannot.
The Siberian Tiger thrives in the snow, the Tazmanian Tiger prefers dessert and hot terrain.
The difference between a Liger and a Tiger:
A Liger has magical powers and skills, a Tiger does not.
A Liger is a cross between a Tiger and Lion, a Tiger is just a boring Tiger.
A Liger has a lions mane, a Tiger doesnt.
A Liger has a ball with spikes for a tail, a Tiger just has a fuzzy tail.
The difference between cartoon skunks and real skunks:
Cartoon skunks have a green cloud to show their smell, real skunks spray you with urine!
Cartoon skunks have cute little French acsents, real skunks squeak.
Cartoon skunks are funny, real skunks are not.
Cartoon skunks can wear clothes and do funny things, real skunks just get into your garden and surprise you.
The funniest thing you can see a cartoon skunk do is get hit in the face with a pan, the funniest thing you can see a real skunk do is get hit by a truck.

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