Monday, February 25, 2008

What not to do on a first date...

  • Don't scratch the side of your nose-it looks like your picking it from another angle.
  • Don't say, "This is the best date I have had yet" because it makes you sound like an undesirable date.
  • Don't cry if they say they want to be friends first, it may lead to a seriouse relationship especially if they don't know you that well- plus they might make fun of you or scare them away if you cry in their face.
  • Try to turn your cell phone off-it is kinda rude!
  • Don't be cheap guys! Buy your girl something nice to eat from a moderately expensive restaraunt. It means your not seriouse yet or fishing for a wife; your just having a good comfortable time.
  • If you are nervouse try not to interupt your date when he/she is talking.
  • Dont say they remind you of a family member of yours-like your dad, brother or sister!
  • Dont oogle at other attractive girls boys! And girls, the same goes for you and that hotty over there in your view.
  • Dont blow your top when you see them talking to their friends.
  • Don't be clingy and follow your date everywhere, it makes them feel suffocated.
  • Don't lie, they will figure you out sooner or latter.
  • And please guys, don't have your relative, mother, or friend drive you two around, it makes you look like you are a free-loader!
  • Try not to wear clothes you would normally wear on your day-off. Example: sweats or torn up jeans with a hole in the crotch.
  • Don't say, "I have been single so long, I could go for anything right now."
  • Guys don't smack your date on the butt until you know your date actually likes you!
  • Don't say, "Can I smell you?"
  • Don't forget to wash your hands after using the restroom, they might be in a room next to you listening.
  • Don't tell them, "You are the cleanest person I know."
  • Dont forget to put deoderant on!
  • Don't eat anything with onions in it if you can help it!
  • Don't tell them humiliating stories about you until after you get to know them well.
  • Don't talk about your ex if you can help it!
  • Don't put them in the spot light and say after a meal, "Here, you throw my food away."
  • Don't be bossy
  • Don't be too nosy
  • Don't point out their obviouse flaws-after all, nobody is perfect.

1 comment:

micheal dubh said...

Sounds like painful personal experience ;)